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It’s one thing to say you don’t want to see me anymore, even if we were suppose to go out on a special occasion. I can’t accept seeing Facebook posts not even a day later about someone else and seeing pictures. 

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There’s a puppy on my lap. #rorythepugador #turdferguson

There’s a puppy on my lap. #rorythepugador #turdferguson

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I am Jack’s complete lack of surprise.

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T’was a nice idea while it lasted.

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I am Jack’s inconsolable rage.

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chrissipumpkin:

cynmgfiehpbear:

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THERE IS A VENDING MACHINE SELLING CATS WHERE IS THIS VENDING MACHINE

chrissipumpkin:

cynmgfiehpbear:

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THERE IS A VENDING MACHINE SELLING CATS WHERE IS THIS VENDING MACHINE

(Source: cute-overload, via cherry-pixie)

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This is how I intend to propose.

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My phone has a glitch where it always shows I have one new message. Every time I check there isn’t a message. My phone is trolling me.

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corgeira:

"I’m not talking to you."

(via corgiaddict)